WWJD? Well, apparently…he’d burn the fuckin Koran and kick a Homo

26 07 2010

Jesus Loves me?

    A Florida church called the Dove World Outreach Center, in keeping with its pledge to “stand up for righteousness,” is hosting “International Burn a Koran Day” on September 11. But only after the “No Homo Mayor” protest next month.

Pastor Terry Jones is a man of his word. He will stand up for his beliefs and preach the word of God from his pulpit at the Dove World Outreach Center, non-believers be damned. “International Burn a Koran Day” is simply a manifestation of Jones’s love for the Lord Jesus Christ, and his quest to crush evildoers around the world:

Apostolic worship which is a conscious, deliberate effort during worship to change the spiritual world, that then works its way out into the natural world and becomes visible as victory over the enemy.

Who is “the enemy?” Muslims and gays, of course. If you need proof, just a few days ago some heathens vandalized the church’s “Islam is of the Devil” road signs. And what sort of criminals would do this, you might ask? Homosexuals! From the church’s blog:

Free speech is hated by homosexuals and they do not like to hear the truth about their perverted lifestyle. We are protesting our openly homosexual Mayor Aug 2. Maybe they did it, (not the Mayor himself, surely) but the more likely trigger for this attack is the burn a Koran Day plan.

Try and wrap your head around that one! On August 2nd, Jones is holding a protest against the mayor of Gainesville, the “No Homo Mayor Protest.” And church member Fran Ingram will tell you why:

“What is homosexuality? Detestable, indecent, wicked, offensive, perverted, shameful, unnatural, degrading, impure, futile, foolish, godless, dishonorable, a lie.”

Wow Ms. Ingram, tell it like it is! This may be a bit cliche for a blog but, I think this post speaks for itself. They say that ignorance is bliss…but I would argue that the chirpy, down home fabricated ignorance on display here, by the fine members of Hells Fire Dove World Outreach, must be extremely exhausting.  The first person to email me raw footage of this pastor smoking ICE and bangin a male model in a broom closet wins a prize.

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